Der Blobfisch und andere Weichteile

Mund zu und Augen auf für die organischen Fundstücke der Woche:

Blobfish_In_Danger_of_Extinction-07508

via mnn.com

Der Blobfisch (Psychrolutes marcidus) gehört zur Familie der Dickkopf-Groppen und ist quasi der Reiner Calmund des Pazifischen Ozeans. Erster Ausruf: WTF! Zweiter: Das arme Ding! Klar, man stelle sich vor, wie der kleine, gallertartige Blobfisch-Junge täglich im Fischgarten von seinen Mitfischen gemobbt wird, weil er seinen Speichelfluss nicht unter Kontrolle hat und aussieht wie ein fleisch- bzw. fischgewordener Hubba Bubba.

Als ob das nicht doof genug wäre, ist er außerdem vom Aussterben bedroht. Wenn also jemand spontan den Drang verspürt, sein künftiges Buch, sagen wir mal Blobfisch-Roadkill zu betiteln, möge er sich bitte bei mir melden. Denn vielleicht kann man so dafür sorgen, dass dieses groteske Geschöpf noch ein paar Lenze weiter herumschwubbern darf. Beim Axolotl hat’s ja auch funktioniert, wie man hier nachlesen kann.

Wir bleiben schleimhaltig. Spätestens seit Isabella Rossellinis Green Porno, wissen wir mehr über das Untenrum von Weichtieren. Martin Püschel, ein deutscher Illustrator, hat sich ganz der akkuraten Wiedergabe von Schneckengenitalien verschrieben. So sieht das dann aus:

Martin Püschel

via vice

Ein Interview gibt’s hier.

Genug mit dem Tierkram, wir werden wieder anthropozentrisch. Was passiert, wenn man to eat pussy seiner metaphorischen Bedeutung entledigt und in den Ofen schiebt? Anatomisch korrektes Naschwerk, natürlich: Muschi-Cupcakes!

vagina cupcakes

via jetzt.de und buzzfeed.com

Hunger? Bitteschön: Das Rezept zum Nachbacken. Alle anderen dürfen sich bei so viel optischer Reizüberflutung gerne ein regressives Nickerchen gönnen, eingebettet in diese organischen Sofakissen:

organsiche KIssen

via etsy

So, und wann gibt’s endlich Blobfischkissen oder jemanden, der sich grafisch, vielleicht sogar kulinarisch mit dem Reproduktionsorgan von besagtem Meeresbewohner auseinandersetzt? Neuigkeiten bitte an mich weitergeben!

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